the blog formerly known as London Beard

2009

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May 59
April 55
March 51
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2008

June 90
May 7
April
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February
January
Warch Watch
Kirk - nice move turning the chair around and sitting backwards on it.  If you had been sitting on a...
Oct 1st
Warch Watch
For TSK, who is a poorman, and could benefit from knowing how to make the poormans meal.
Oct 1st
Dear Mystery Bruise, Once again you have reared your ugly...
Oct 1st
Just another day at the office. I can now add hand model to...
Sep 30th

One set of puffy tingly lips, a swollen...

and apparently I am allergic to raw apples. 
Sep 29th

Lately I have had some intriguing and...

But it has been one particular Canadian destination that keeps popping up and has had me stymied for...
Sep 29th
Recipe for Bashful “Banana” Bread (also known as...
Sep 29th
Click on the photo to see one example of how the internet...
Sep 28th
I painted my two friends a picture because they bought me...
Sep 28th
Eating ice cream on a Saturday afternoon when you have a...
Sep 26th
Warch Watch
I forgot to post this! That wee little LV makes a mean slideshow… she must take after her...
Sep 26th
sometimes your best friend gets overworked. sometimes they...
Sep 26th
Since I know you were all waiting with baited breath, I...
Sep 24th
I got littered on this evening.  What does that mean, you wonder?  Exactly what it sounds like.
Sep 24th
Warch Watch
I believe again
Sep 23rd

previous post deleted...

obviously it was not a topic that my readers care about - who can blame them really.  guess...
Sep 22nd

ATTENTION LUKE:

This has just come to my attention by way of an observant blogfan.  Maybe YOU should sing those...
Sep 21st
Today I went to Guelph.  I came home from Guelph with many...
Sep 21st

i am not not smart, but im not smart...

Though initially it was the minatory cacophony that put me in a bilious state, it was actually that...
Sep 20th

..and if you ever saw it, you would even...

*Luke and Alex are sitting in a Starbucks*
Luke: What was that word you misspoke slash made up earlier in the day?
Alex: Was it when I said "In the future when I get a dog it just don't sleep on the bed, it just don't"...
Luke: Nope, that was when your grammar was all wonky. It was something else... that was weird though. You definitely should have used the word won't.
*Alex thinks*
Alex: Oh, it was when I said glew instead of glowed.
Luke: Yessss! That was it... your English is off today!
Alex: Come to think of it, glowed isn't a word either! You would have to say 'Was glowing'.
Luke: I don't think that's true.
Alex: I'm pretty sure it is, think about it....
*Luke thinks*
Luke: Ok Alex, let's talk popular christmas carols.
Alex: Ok.
Luke: I want you to sing verse one of the one about the outcast reindeer who eventually saves the day.
Alex (humming): Rudolph the red nose reindeer, had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it, you would even say... *pauses*
Luke: Yep... it glowed. Rudolph's nose glowed. It wasn't glowing.
Alex: Oh my.
Luke: It just don't go on the bed, it just don't.
*****
(I am reblogging this post to state - in my defense - I was severely hungover. Luke failed to mention this. And yes, I realize I am writing the GRE's in a month --- Alex)
Sep 17th
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIAM!!!!! (click here to...
Sep 17th

Have you ever...

eaten tastey chicken that smells like cat food at a wild place where church and state meet on the...
Sep 14th
Need a photographer?  I know a phenomenal one.  Alex Albojer...
Sep 12th
Warch Watch
an entertaining, non-acting television debut for the boy
Sep 12th

Some people get off on the melody, for...

Both are important, but when I come across a good string of lyrics, I really get enthused.  This...
Sep 12th
Warch Watch
I am in love with Fun. I am in love with this Fun. song.
Sep 11th

Ossington smells like fish.

Dear Scenesters, What have you been doing up there on Ossington?  It reeks!! You are not making a...
Sep 11th
twas a magical evening
Sep 10th
I took this picture to see if I look 26.  I’m not sure...
Sep 9th
In a few hours I will be 26.  And what am I doing?...
Sep 9th
Instructions on how to maximize enjoyment on your holiday...
Sep 7th
Murphy Jughead Findlay Maybe I should be a dog...
Sep 7th
well happy birthday me!
Sep 6th
When I was 11 years old my softball team made it all the way...
Sep 4th