..and if you ever saw it, you would even...
*Luke and Alex are sitting in a Starbucks*
Luke: What was that word you misspoke slash made up earlier in the day?
Alex: Was it when I said "In the future when I get a dog it just don't sleep on the bed, it just don't"...
Luke: Nope, that was when your grammar was all wonky. It was something else... that was weird though. You definitely should have used the word won't.
*Alex thinks*
Alex: Oh, it was when I said glew instead of glowed.
Luke: Yessss! That was it... your English is off today!
Alex: Come to think of it, glowed isn't a word either! You would have to say 'Was glowing'.
Luke: I don't think that's true.
Alex: I'm pretty sure it is, think about it....
*Luke thinks*
Luke: Ok Alex, let's talk popular christmas carols.
Alex: Ok.
Luke: I want you to sing verse one of the one about the outcast reindeer who eventually saves the day.
Alex (humming): Rudolph the red nose reindeer, had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it, you would even say... *pauses*
Luke: Yep... it glowed. Rudolph's nose glowed. It wasn't glowing.
Alex: Oh my.
Luke: It just don't go on the bed, it just don't.
*****
(I am reblogging this post to state - in my defense - I was severely hungover. Luke failed to mention this. And yes, I realize I am writing the GRE's in a month --- Alex)
Sep 17th